Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in chelsea_babes' LiveJournal:

Thursday, January 15th, 2004
3:03 pm	fez my love Another summer, another search for nakedness. My X-Ray Goggles arrived in the mail today and I am very angry with the quality of this product. When I order a fashion accessory that offers x-ray vision from the back of a reputable comic book, I expect satisfaction. The Whoopee Cushion they sent me last month was heavenly, providing many glorious whoopees. First I whoopeed Kelso in Eric’s basement, and it was so funny that Kelso borrowed it and whoopeed Hyde three times. Hyde hit Kelso very hard, an added bonus I did not expect. Oh, the unending joy that magical happy-making pillow could bring to an ordinary day. My one mistake was whoopeeing Mr. Forman. I still miss that Whoopee Cushion. But I am going to demand my two dollars plus postage and handling back for these so-called X-Ray Specs. I wore them down to The Hub to try them out on some unsuspecting young ladies, but did their clothes magically disappear before my eyes? No, they did not. They just looked blurry. The comic books lied to me! These glasses do not deserve the precious letter X. (It is my favorite letter, starring in such words as "sex" and "rated X.") And then when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, I walked right by a box of free candy that I could not see because of these stupid lying glasses! If I cannot see lovely female flesh and delicious sweet candy, I do not want to see at all. But all is not lost. I still fit inside the towel basket in the girls’ changing room at the pool. Summer in Point Place is a beautiful thing. Current Mood: awake Current Music: ToXiC* BrItnEy SpEaRs (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 13th, 2004
1:09 am	I do so love to eat candy, but when I got a toothache, I had to switch to pudding. And I’ve discovered a whole new world of yummy. I mean, I’d had pudding before, but I don’t think I ever took the time to really experience it. So now, when I pull back that ring on my Snack Pack, I pause and do some “tasting” before I do any tasting. First I “taste” the dark, rich texture with my eyes. I stare into it deeply until I really see the essence of pudding – or until I get a headache since you aren’t supposed to hold things that close to your eyes. Then I close my eyes and “taste” the chocolaty aroma with my nose. I breathe in that scent until… well, I get pudding up my nose at which time I stop. After that, I slowly slide in my spoon and bring a big yummy spoonful to my mouth where I let my tongue do the tasting. I learned in biology that the sweet taste buds are on the tip of the tongue, so that is where I place the pudding to make sure not one molecule of creamy sweetness gets wasted on any other taste buds. Then I remember something else I learned in school. The gods on Mount Olympus ate ambrosia – it was their only food and it was known to be the sweetest most wonderful food ever in the history of the world. I was hoping to whip up a batch for the senior picnic, but when I asked my teacher for the recipe, she told me that was unknown since it was food only for the immortals. Well, now I have uncovered the mystery behind ambrosia – it is chocolate pudding! And in case anyone doubts my discovery, I can point to Kelso. He looks exactly like a Greek god and he loves chocolate pudding more than me. (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 8th, 2004
8:45 pm	wow i am in such a lazy mood right now, i have a language arts test to study for...and homework to do...and im still sitting in my towel from the shower i took umm 20 minutes ago? urgh i just dont wanna move! anyway, i hada swim meet today and CSH KILLED us..yea HC's swim team sucks...but we dont look too bad when we swim against like...good council...lol...yea... tomorrow is claires bday party...haha we r gonna have so much fun...today claire told everyone she wants underwear with velcore...lol...jk...claire was only kidding umm wow - auditions are soon...and a certain someone kindo f asked me if i needed help auditioning...like shes some sort of pro or something...umm thanx...but ur not the only person in this world that knows how to act! STEFSARAHCLAIRETAYLORERINLORIPAIGE anti cops!! haha  - ily guys us = prada mofia (the mafia always ends up killing the cops Current Mood: lazy Current Music: shake it like a salt shaker - YING YANG TWINS - hell yea deg (Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 7th, 2004
8:20 pm	get away from me today was so bad omg! not my day at all. i hate mrs. mcdonald i hate her i hate her sooooooooooo much! She is sucvh a hypocrite - she says one thing and does another and she is a liar!! urghhhhh! i got up so early this mornign to go to swim practice - mrs. turnessa is such a bitch! omg! and then i got back test today and i practically failed everysingle one of them! i fucking hate teachers! i dont get it - i only like mrs wong i sware to god! any way today everyone picked on sarah cuz she such a luzer! (lol jk, ur my soul mate ily) and i dono i got a shit load of homework and i was like flipping out bcuz i came home and took a nap until 7 and theni had so much homework to do and a test and omgi am overwhelmed with so much shit i can cry! i have to start doing good in school...but its just not possible i try so hard and i get nowhere! its hopeless! The play is soo soon and i really hope i get a good part cuz this is the 8th grade musical and i am just so excited! i want to be Nacy so bad...but i know im not going ot get it! i just know it - i never get what i want! i want an amazing singing role....so bad ok so this kid asks me out today right? and i barely know him...like iliterally donno him at all...i hate it when guys r so desparate they ask out girls they dont even know and then use thier relationship to get to know eachother. gay? tomorrow i have a swim meet against Sacret Heart...they are soo good and i hate swimming so much - its so gay - i better get like rewarded or something at the end of the year for doing varsity swimming in middle school bcuz its so much work and i hate it! ahhh well i dont even know what to talk but umm...the cruise is soooo soooonnn oomg! and i have to get my nails done. Friday is claires birthday party - and me nd sarah  are getting her the nice gift - i cant tell tho...but its sooo funny! me and sarah are goin major underwear shopping and jean shopping bcuz i need clothes like whoh! i have none! omg..lol so kaine and sarah are finally meeting this weekend...we are going to kaines cheerleading compitition and then to pelham! i really think they are gonna like eachother...atleast i hope they do. they have no choice - they are going on vacation together - hehehe but i am going to go finish studying* i. l o v e. y o u.* Chelsea Marie   Current Mood: frustrated Current Music: my all - mariah carey (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 6th, 2004
8:33 pm	my brother is an ass my brother is being such an idiot....he is trying to talk in italian...hes just saying random words and pretnding they are sentances...*o excuse me they are real sentances* and he is so stupid, he is liek cursing at me and omg... john <-- gayass! but omg there isnt much to say about today except mrs. mcdonals is gay and she was pmsing and she is a fake bitch ass mutha fucka! - (llooll) and she just pretends to be irish - and i love mrs. wong and mrs rubin and mrs. mcdonald is soo excluding mrs. rubin, and urgh i hate her. and i love mrs wong - lol- and me and liz are startibg a debate tomorrow in class...and umm i donno i am so bored and i hate school - and oliver is gonna be so much fun - and someone call me chelzzz ((now my brother is rapping like he is black)) (Comment on this)
Monday, January 5th, 2004
4:31 pm	long ass day omg today was way to long...and sooo boring...back to school! i was so out of it and so was everyone else..but omg today was sooo much fun - lol. Me sarah and taylor are like the 3 stooges of 8-1 we r like glued in class...we r sooo retareded...in science class i dont think i understood one thing that rockey said...hahah! yea so basically i was like retarded the whole day...but i donno what i wuld do without those two! they are like the only people in class...besides DEG and deegirl...or and liz od - we had some issues but we worked it out and now we r mad cool. haha but we were telling stories all day long today about break...and everyone like realized at the end of the day that i got my braces off lol - i had to tell them...well...not everyone. but yea... i hate holy child...everyone who is normal hates holy child...i donno why the hell i go there...like seriously - our schools reputation is like the school of the snobby ugly rich stupid little preppy girls...and i hate that...every singe one of my frends are there and they hate it...but most of them get to leave next year...and i dont...im stuck at that shit hole until 12th grade. urghh! but i guess its okay...bcuz i lovvveee my girls there...if we like filmed a day at holy child...with like all the jokes...and every stupid little thing we do...umm we wuld make millions...expecially if it were just mrs. rubins class...everyone wuld die to watch mrs. rubins stupidness...lmao! urghh the best part of my day today was lunch...i love my table...everyone who is allowed to sit there...knows who they are...and the people that dont sit there...ur obviously just not allowed ..hahaha...sq * sc * ad * tm * dm * pl * cd * lm * em * whooo hoo ilysfm... <3... omg i am so tired and have so much homework to do - the first day back...kill me try and figure this one out -- 2 67 8? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
1:04 am	cant go to sleep ((URGH!!)) omgosh it is like 1:00 in the morning and i cant go to sleep and i have school in like 5 hours! i am gonna die. I didnt do any homework...so i hope there is nothing due. Ive been thinking about alot of things tho while i was in my bed...trying to go to sleep. See i think i like someone...and i think he knows that i like him kind but he likes to girls...and he has made it quite obvious to everyone that he likes the other girl more...and i honestly dont care...cuz it wuld be cool to have him as a good friend. And i donno...like its alwats on and off feelings with him...like one day i like him then the next i dont...or one day he is sooo annoying...and then the next day he is soooo adorable. but, i was never the girl that had a boyfrend for a long time...it almost seems like i chase them away... lol...its sooo crazy...but ive found my self confortable just being alone...i think to my self sometimes maybe it just wasnt ment for me to like...have a boyfrend - lol. i donno - im so tired right now... whatever im saying is coming out of my ass...but omg steph and dee omg congrads on the puppy! its so cute... ((and french)) i am sooo coming to see it soon! * cruise...omg cant wait! it is so soon...u guys can call me crazy but i fuckin cant wait like i am counting down the days...AND...me and kaine started this new incredible diet thAt is sooo good and is sooo gonna work...and we r like sooo serious about it bcuz i am not gonna be the fat person on the cruise....i dont want to re-inact my dream - my freaky freaky dream. fer u who donno...i had a dream that me sarah and kaine went on the cruise and we were fat...and i mean like huge like blimpie...like obesse fat....no more like fat bastard fat...like we were 3 GINORMOUS teenage girls who culdnt even fit threw a doorway...and there were 3 girl who looked just like us on the cruise but they were like us skinny...and they were making fun of us and omg - there is always a meaning to a dream... and i donno what the hell that dream means but...i am not going to be fat bastard on the cruise! well imma attempt to go to sleep now i. l o v e. y o u* (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 4th, 2004
6:06 pm	last day :*( omg so today was pretty boring, i got back from vermont came home and slept. I had fun though in vermont, i ws there for a week. I was suppose to have my friend Kaine come, but my sisters friend was able to come at last minute and then she couldnt come. So i was pretty upset but then ALYSSA WAS GONNA COME YAYAYAYAYAY! i was soooo happy and excited but cha know what?<-- she didnt come ((*tear*)) jkjk! Vermont was a blast though i met alot of people. Not alot of hot guys...that were my age but yea i had fun. But today i woke up at 5:00 in the morning to leave vermont to come home and i slept the whole ride and got home around 12:30 ish. i am sooo bumbed that it is the last day of vaca and i hardly did n e thing! my New Years sucked major ass bcuz i was sick...and i culdnt like do n e thing...but you know what its okay...i am going to have another new years part next weekend...for whoever wants to come ((wink wink)) School...tomorrow...hmm...did i have n e home work? i hope not bcuz umm...i didnt do n e of it! and i lost my audition sheet for our school play Oliver. And omg i had the weirdest dream, which i was discussing with paige earlier on the fone that Liz O'Driscoll got Oliver, and i got Nacey, Paige was the mean guy that kills Nancey, Katie Smith was the drunk guy that looks after all the little boys, and deanna was the artful dodger...stealing peoples money...that is soooooooo deanna..((DEFINATLY NOT)) but umm im gonna go and tryy to like...i donno keep my self busy --> try nd figure this one out * 4 26 76666 25663! * hahaha ill give you 100 bucks if you get it (1 Comment |Comment on this)